blorf


blorf
A person who's idea of exercise is taking the beer bottles back to the store in exchange for fresh brew. Generally overweight and shapeless. He/she can be winded tying up a pair of shoes.

We invited Jeff to go mountain biking with us but he's too much of a blorf to get off the couch.


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  • blorf — A person who s idea of exercise is taking the beer bottles back to the store in exchange for fresh brew. Generally overweight and shapeless. He/she can be winded tying up a pair of shoes. We invited Jeff to go mountain biking with us but he s too …   Dictionary of american slang